"I have always had the same New Year resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping." - Cameron Diaz.
"To find a husband." - Camp TV presenter Gok Wan's New Year resolution.
"Here! Sign this would you? It's for my wife. I cannot stand you myself." - Eurovision legend Terry Wogan describing how he was approached by an autograph hunter in London's West End.
"Footballers are the worst-dressed people in the world." - Peter Crouch, Portsmouth and England striker.
"I decided to put my family last. It is the best thing a woman can do. Put your family last and you'll go on to great achievements. Put your family first and you will never get a word of thanks for it." Dame Edna Everage (alias Barry Humphries).
"As we chatted, a bevy of beautiful woman buzzed around him like vultures around a rotting antelope." Piers Morgan describing what happened to Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie at a Christmas party.
"For all the student arrogance and stupid reasons that only a 20-year-old could come up with, it still remains the thing that I am most proud of in my life, of owning that decision and doing it." - The Prestige and Vicky Cristina Barcelona actress Rebecca Hall on her decision to drop out of Cambridge.
"Every year, like a beauty pageant candidate, I resolve to bring peace to the world, generally improve the lot of mankind and in a spare moment learn to speak Russian. This determination can often last well into the second week of January." - Radio 4 icon Sandi Toksvig.
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