I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has its first naked moment - but it's Brian Paddick

The first celebrity has got naked on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here, but slavering male fans may be disappointed to hear that it is not Nicola McLean.

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However, the "glamour girl" and WAG did manage to expose herself in another way - as perhaps not all that bright.

The contestant baring all for the cameras was former police chief, and London mayoral candidate, Brian Paddick - guaranteeing he'll be the butt of a whole lot of cheeky puns in tomorrow's papers. It's a bum deal, etc and so on.

Still, we understand - a man must get clean somehow, and it's not as if anyone will have been watching.

Nicola's moment came - as it does for so many of us - shortly after she ate a kangaroo's scrotum. Honestly, if thelondonbuzz had a pound for every time it had heard that...

Although EastEnders star Joe Swash had been doing most of the early running in the "Jade of the Jungle" award for most witless celebrity (asking if the Czech Republic was near Prague is the best so far), Ms McLean clearly wants a piece of the action.

After chowing down on the marsupial's pouch, she gave the best argument for sex education in schools you're ever likely to hear (and got a crocodile and a kangaroo confused in the same sentence, for extra dunce points).

She said: "I asked (Ant and Dec) whether the ball bag was full of semen, and it is, so I swallowed crocodile semen... I asked if I could get pregnant."

Now we didn't do science at university, dear, but we're pretty sure you can't get pregnant by putting things in your mouth. Certainly not bits of a kangaroo (or a crocodile). But imagine what the kids would look like if you could.

Tom Chivers