Bon mots from Posh Spice

Sometimes you've just got to love Victoria Beckham, and today is just such a day....

The ex-Spice has responded to claims from The Lost Boys actor, 80s pin-up (and reality show failure) Corey Haim that she's a rubbish kisser by admitting they dated but that it was a fan thing.

(Fun famous fact. Pictures of Posh in our picture library: 4054. Pics of Corey Haim: 4)

"We didn't have sex or anything," says Posh. "In actual fact, he didn't seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss... Looking back it's hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan."

Now, which fashionista would ever say anything like that? Oh Posh. If only you smiled more, the world could love you as much as we do.