Have a great night in Luke's drawers

Recently I posed a question to readers.

Following the receipt of an inspired bit of poetry, I mused over the contents of our reporter Luke Blackall's drawers (he's the chap at the top of this page) and what had become of a, ahem, grown-up ladies’ toy, he’d received.

Well. I have the answer.  It turns out, ladies, that the party's in Luke's drawers.

Read on!

So...The rabbit is safe, well, and still in its wrapping in Luke's drawer.

We think he's waiting to give it to someone as a leaving present.

Luke's main concern is losing the dildo, as he feels it is just too small and could easily get lost in the mess of his drawers.

Luke's also reluctant to have the contents of his drawers splattered across the tabloids, but upon examination, this is a man who knows how to throw a party. so..let's look more closely:

Item 1: Drambuie.

Item 2: The sound of seduction - 'Booty luv'

Item 3. The dildo

And, rather thoughtfully, Item 4: Gum.

You can get wasted listening to some cheesy music, walk away with a limp and still smell great. What a man!