What do Paris, Lindsay and farting have in common?

Unsurprisingly Paris Hilton's latest intelligently named film The Hottie and the Nottie has been voted the Worst Film Of All Time by imdb.com users.

But more entertaining than this is popcrunch reporting that The National Enquirer is reporting  that the Paris vs Lindsay feud is still going strong.

Apparently Lohan (pictured here in a near nip-slip situation) called the heiress leaving a message about a truce and Paris got her assistant to call back and make farting noises down the phone subsequently leaving the flatulent sounds on her voicemail!

Prank calling! At 27-years-old! What a kidder!

In other farting news, Anorak.co.uk are reporting that intentional guffing has been banned in an American school?

A recent newsletter at Camden-Rockport Middle School reads:

“Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS."It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!”

Which brings me to a youtube video of a man lighting his own fart which then lights a candle. My humour is in the gutter this morning. Give me a break. I have a hangover.