Naughty! Aaron Carter gets busted in Texas

Dear lord - how the squeaky clean have come unsqueaked.

Aaron Carter, the pop star-ish brother of Backstreet Boy's blonde moppet Nick got caught with marijuana in Texas yesterday. No two spliffs worth though - more like two ounces. That is a LOT of weed.
Breaking that down, it's roughly equivalent to:
- Enough hash cakes to bring down a prison wing
- Losing six philosophy students for a month
- Keith Richards stoned for...well, not very long. What, a day?
- The calculated weight of the internet

To compound Aaron's misfortunes, the cops caught his stash when they'd pulled him over for speeding. Surely drawing attention to yourself when you're carrying a large amount of weed is a bit dim?

Here's Aaron pretending to punch Mike Tyson with Nick back in 2003. Still so squeaky! Want to see him now?