The now distinctly un-nunlike Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie have both dropped sprogs this weekend, hours apart in the same hospital (the one Britney was admitted to last week). Please God let a baby swap happen, that would be too hilarious.
Nicole gave birth to a daughter named Harlow Winter Kate Madden on Friday. Her boyf Joel Madden of not-awesome eyeliner punks Good Charlotte said rather creepily, "We are very blessed she's healthy and beautiful and so good already. We are very happy." Nic's adoptive dad Lionel nipped along to see the child who appears to have been named by throwing darts at a dictionary.
Not that Christina's kid ended up any better off. She gave birth to a son, Max Liron, whose name means "My greatest song." The office is divided on exactly how revolting that is.
It's still a complete no-brainer that we'd rather have the Bratmans as parents rather than the Richie-Maddens, just as long as Xtina stops abusing the fancy dress cupboard.
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