Angelina sperminated with twins

Star magazine claims Mama Jolie is going to be popping out not one, but two of Papa Pitt's kiddie-winks.

That'll be six kids all under the age of seven. Six kids! It's hard enough work to looking after pets!

A "source" says they won't stop there:  "Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic. But I still think there will be more adoptions to come."

Dear Ang and Brad,

Please adopt me too! I'm a messy, racially blended 20-something with an annoying transatlantic accent, in desperate need of a stable home. I have two hamsters called Joey Fatone and Tony Scampi Frazelli, plus a fish called Dion. (Not named after Celine). I'm totally happy to share my pets with my new brothers and sisters.

Please consider.

Thanks,
Kim x